Quick skinny dip in rubble, that’s what one five-year-old had in mind while she played “mermaid barbie.” Dinner call, she was left for dead. Still not known how lego-man head played a part in this story… but he has a cap … and a cap goes a long way.
toys
Playmobil Left For Dead
Acquired: February 2, 2013
Dead: December 17, 2014
Cause of Death: Dismemberment by Golden Retriever
Obituary:
Mr. Playmobil Man had no name, but was loved by many. His hat was not removable. His legs, unfortunately, were. Always a smile on his face. Ready to shake your hand. He spent the night out in the rain when greeted with the firm jaw of a Golden Retriever puppy. He will be missed. Wedding Guests in Party Tent will never seem the same without Handyman in Hat.
Hello Cruel World!
When the kids run off to lunch. When the lights go off. When it’s quiet. What is left?
Casualties of Play 